Tiger Woods DUI, Senate Funding & Political 'Bullshit

Hey, it's Dan. Welcome back to I allegedly live. Uh we're just going to label this one junky see junky do. You know, it is sad. And uh it's tragic when you have someone like Tiger Woods who cannot keep it together. Nope, nope, nope, nope. Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover accident and you're like, "Oh my God, that's the second time in recent memory that this happened." Only problem is is that he was then arrested for DUI right after that. And again, refused the breathalyzer, they said he was slurring his speech. And I want you to understand something. If I had $100 million or like him, $600 million, I would not be driving myself. I don't drink, okay? But I would be out there having somebody drive me around so that I could do whatever the fuck I wanted to do and that would be include taking a nap while you're driving. So, there's that. Um, I heard a great explanation about this DHS funding in the Senate. And I was really pissed off at first, and then it was explained to me that, wait a second. They got DHS funding. They're going to pay ...